HUSBANDS VS. HORSES
GOOD THINGS ABOUT HUSBANDS
Husbands are less expensive to shoe than horses.
Feeding a husband doesn't require anything that even mildly compares with the hassle of putting up hay.
A lame husband can still work.
A husband with a bellyache doesn't have to be walked.
Husbands are better able to understand puns.
If husbands are playing hard to catch, you **may** be able to run them down on foot.
Husbands usually pay their own bills.
Husbands apologize when they step on your toes.
Husbands seldom refuse to get into the vehicle.
Husbands don't panic, running and yelling, when you leave them alone (unless you leave the kids with them too!).
For a nominal fee, you can hire someone else to clip a husband.
Husbands don't like the lady next door just as well as you because she fed them for 3 days straight.
GOOD THINGS ABOUT HORSES
If horses don't work out, you can sell them.
Horses don't come with in-laws.
You don't have to worry about your children looking like your horse.
You never have to iron saddle pads.
If you get too fat for your horse, you can shop for a bigger one.
Horses smell good when they sweat.
You can repair horse "clothes" with duct tape.
It's possible to keep horses from jumping the fence.
You can force horses to stay in good physical condition, with a whip if necessary.
Horses don't want their turn at the computer.
Horses may turn white with age, but they never go bald.
Horses don't care what you look like, as long as you have a carrot.