Twenty Five New Euphemisms for Falling Off

25. Joining Airborne Equitation International (affectionately known as AAEEEEEEEEEI!).
24. I'm in a transitional relationship with my saddle.
23. Dirt for Dessert.
22. High-fiving a nightcrawler.
21. Swan dive (Water Optional).
20. Lunching at ouch cafe.
19. Spending a little quality time with gravity.
18. Needing X-ray's at X.
17. Checking your girth... from the bottom.
16. Journey To The Center Of Earth.
15. Doing the rootin' tootin', grass-scorching, scare-the-spectators, girth-bustin', worm-burn' boogie.
14. A quick trip to Dirtsville.
13. Trolling for paramedics.
12. Just seeing if the judge was paying attention.
11. A Richter-Scale-5 spot check of footing quality.
10. Insufficient flapping.
9. Studying impact craters at close range.
8. Losing the oxer lottery.
7. Spontaneous retrograde.
6. Pushing down daisies.
5. Turf surfing or dirt diving.
4. Incoming!!
3. A short step-over four feet south of Hermes, France.
2. Vulture baiting.
 
And the Number One euphemism for falling off:

1. A Farewell to Fine Leather.
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