12 Ways That Horses Are Like Popsicles

 
12 They're difficult for sisters to share without fighting, but the sister holding the stick will win the argument
11 Drop one in front of a combination in deep sand, and you have a mess

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When you take them out of the box, they stay stiffer longer in the winter
9 Buying a box of six at home costs less than buying a single one at a horse show
8 If I buy more than two of them in one afternoon, I have to lie to my husband about it
7 You don't want to let your Jack Russell take a bite out of yours, no matter how much he begs
6 It's always a disappointment when the main event is over and all you have left is a bent stick
5 The ones sold in Wyoming aren't orange. They're sorrel
4 You can't train one to jump higher than its natural ability allows
3 You'll regret sitting on one during a total meltdown
2 Amateurs find that rushing through things can cause really painful brain-freeze.
1 And The Number One Horses Are Like Popsicles: They're about 9 percent water