MY NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE

Recently I had a near death experience which changed me forever. It was a beautiful day out and I decided to go horseback riding. Snuggly seated in the saddle I was looking forward to a relaxing and adventurous ride when all of a sudden the horse started bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but I could tell I would soon be on the ground. Just as I thought things could not possibly get worse, my foot got caught in the stirrup and I fell head first to the ground. Repeatedly my head hit the ground as the horse did not stop or even slow down. As I was starting to loose consciousness and about to give up all hope, the Wal-Mart manager came and unplugged it. Thank Goodness for heroes!